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Whether watching Metallica or Kiss
If you're a lady and you need to piss,
Don't wait in that line,
You'll run out of time -
The guys I pass in the men's room
Are well aware of this.
Next: Reality TV
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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