The guy who runs the cafe near my office is my buddy; we always pick on each other as I get coffee.
He told me yesterday that leaving on Monday his artificial leg broke into two. I said "what'd you do?" He said he hopped to his car (not a short distance,) went to his "guy" and got it fixed.
He told his boss the next day "if anyone else had broken their leg in half they wouldn't be here...see what a good hire I was?"
He's a cool guy.
