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Crimson Ghost · 03-30-2009, 08:56 PM

See, what you need to do is make shit up about the book you're reading.

"Oh, is that the new Dean Koontz book?"
"Yup. And this one is real good. Ya see, Mary is a reformed hooker turned nun, and Steve is a transsexual serial killer who volunteers his time with 'Habitat For Humanity'. Now, is seems that Mary was convicted of killing Steve's husband from when he was a woman. But Steve doesn't know that. Mary's sister.... Hey, where ya going? Don't ya want to know.....?"

03-30-2009, 08:56 PM	#33
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	See, what you need to do is make shit up about the book you're reading. "Oh, is that the new Dean Koontz book?" "Yup. And this one is real good. Ya see, Mary is a reformed hooker turned nun, and Steve is a transsexual serial killer who volunteers his time with 'Habitat For Humanity'. Now, is seems that Mary was convicted of killing Steve's husband from when he was a woman. But Steve doesn't know that. Mary's sister.... Hey, where ya going? Don't ya want to know.....?" __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years