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11-16-2001, 10:27 AM

ugh.

Charlize Theron is kinda cute... if the light hits her face the right way, and you're really really tired, and you haven't had sex in a month... if those conditions were met, I could understand her being considered "desireable"... and she was definitely cute in "The Cider House Rules"...

however, examine: http://us.imdb.com/Name?Theron,+Charlize

notice the "headshot" picture... now, I of all people understand that a picture is just what you looked like at that moment from that certain angle... *but*... and this is a big *but*... Charlize Theron constantly looks awful. Or, at least, awful to me. Now. This automatically rules her out of the "perfect" running. She may well be an exceptionally nice person, compassionate, intelligent, etc. But the term "perfect" would seem to imply that one found her attractive at all times. And that, my friend, is just not a very becoming picture, meaning that she, therefore, cannot be ruled to be "perfect".

Note that Cate Blanchett is stunning *and* cute in every photograph taken of her. So she's got that one licked. From listening to her talk and reading about her on various magazine sites and whatnot (no, I'm not stalking - I've read about Charlize Theron and Kevin Spacey and just about everyone else - *movie addict*), I can have a reasonable expectation that she's above average intelligence as well. In addition, she even has an accent! Perfect in that I could give her a hard time for being an Australian.

11-16-2001, 10:27 AM	#9
dave Guest Posts: n/a	ugh. Charlize Theron is kinda cute... if the light hits her face the right way, and you're really really tired, and you haven't had sex in a month... if those conditions were met, I could understand her being considered "desireable"... and she was definitely cute in "The Cider House Rules"... however, examine: http://us.imdb.com/Name?Theron,+Charlize notice the "headshot" picture... now, I of all people understand that a picture is just what you looked like at that moment from that certain angle... but... and this is a big but... Charlize Theron constantly looks awful. Or, at least, awful to me. Now. This automatically rules her out of the "perfect" running. She may well be an exceptionally nice person, compassionate, intelligent, etc. But the term "perfect" would seem to imply that one found her attractive at all times. And that, my friend, is just not a very becoming picture, meaning that she, therefore, cannot be ruled to be "perfect". Note that Cate Blanchett is stunning and cute in every photograph taken of her. So she's got that one licked. From listening to her talk and reading about her on various magazine sites and whatnot (no, I'm not stalking - I've read about Charlize Theron and Kevin Spacey and just about everyone else - movie addict), I can have a reasonable expectation that she's above average intelligence as well. In addition, she even has an accent! Perfect in that I could give her a hard time for being an Australian.