When I was in high school, we drove my grandfather's caddy (like this
http://www.rrrclc.org/images2/80_Rankin%20(1)red.jpg) up from Florida. First, since it had been sitting in the sun, the top was bleached to a lighter color of shit brown than the rest of the car. The fabric on the roof was hanging down because the foam was rotted. The tape player ate tapes, one door didn't lock, one door didn't open.
The best part that at one point, my grandfather insisted on having a tap handle put in place of the missing hood ornament. I was riding around with an old school I.C. Light tap handle sticking out of my car. Yea, that was awesome
