I'm still stuck on the four magical tusks.......wow. Wonder if I can get a set for my man. "Honey? Can you impale me with the blue icicle looking one tonight?"
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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