What shits are you missing
Well, there was this one time last summer when it was 120 degrees.
I was eating grilled corn on the cob. Afterward, I needed to floss my teeth because the corn always ends up between them.
I accidently swallowed the floss. A little later, I heard this "popping sound coming from my stomach. Turns out that because it was so hot, the corn popped in my stomach.
Later that night, I shit a necklace. :-)
I miss that shit!
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