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There were no slippers left in the entire town. It all happened in one sultry summer night. When the residents of Footcheese woke up that August morning, they all thought things were just misplaced. Later, when the big city newspaper reporters arrived, the whole country heard the terrifying news. The slippers had just walked away, overnight. By September, garden hoses were missing too. Pod People were blamed, but it turned out, the town was suffering from mass forgetfulness. The missing hoses and slippers were found at the bottom of Smegma Creek, by scuba diving Girl Scouts.
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"I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."
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