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I predict I'm going to discover I'm really one of wolf's patients, and I've been hallucinating for years, and they've just been humoring me. ("OK, now this one's Steve... he thinks he's a network administrator, so every once in a while we hand him a punchdown tool--with the cutting blade blunted--and tell him we need some CAT5 terminated. And about once a month we call his cell phone at 3 PM on a Sunday or 9:30PM on a weeknight and tell him the internet's broken. And once a year you should ask him for an equipment budget and a five-year plan. He'll bitch about it, but it keeps him from going fetal.")
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