02-09-2009, 12:48 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveDallas
Well, I was in tenth grade. I was taking a shortcut around the back of the gym to get home after school when I ran into Candi and Amber, two of the most popular (and hottest!!) of the school's cheerleaders. "This is your lucky day, Steve!" said Amber. "What do you mean?" "Well," said Candi with a resigned shrug, "we kind of lost a bet . . . and now we have to take the first guy who walks by back here and
Oh, wait, sorry, I thought it said "make up sex." Never mind.
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That sounds like it should start with:
Dear Penthouse:
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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