Well, woodn't you?
Carlos Alberto wood.
He took a clapped out Vespa, removed the mechanicals, and built a whole new scooter from wood, to put them in.
The result, as you can see, is beautiful.
You'd be profiling on the boulevard in high style with this beauty.
Of course with the original mechanicals, in a scooter exponentially heavier, profiling is all you
can do.
Oh, and pick a smooth surface, 'cause that wood seat would teach you why they call it hardwood.
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