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Originally Posted by Pooka
I have actually been driven to drink lately... my mother of all people suggested some red wine before bed... I swore I wouldn't drink until they were done with the boobies, but I just reached a point...
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My dad suggested we give the inch paregoric...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paregoric
Uh, yeah. Do you have a quarter I could borrow? I'd like to go to the movies...