[lumberjim]

Captain’s Log:

Star Date 62562.2

We are en route to Mintaka III where a three-man Federation anthropological field team has been studying the inhabitants. Our mission is to re-supply the outpost and repair their malfunctioning reactor."

Supplement: Star Date 62562.5. Emergency! Our ROFL-LMAO Drive has breached! I have shut down power to the reactor, and we are limping to the nearest system on STFU power alone. The System is uncharted, and lies on the edge of the neutral zone, but long range sensors detect signs of life. Whether sentient or not remains to be seen. I will update this log when a full damage assessment has been completed and we know what repairs can be made with what is on hand.

Supplement: Star Date 62562.8. We have arrived in orbit of a small class M planet. Atmosphere is within tolerance, and evidence of rudimentary civilization is evident from the fossil fuel emissions detected by ******, my chief engineer. ***** Informs me that we will do not have the necessary material to repair the ROFL containment fields on board, and needs must procure them. Fortunately, this planet seems rich in both ROFL and LMAO. The critical question is whether we can find the WTF and the NSFW needed to repair the field generator. We have plenty of EAD on board, so repairs will go quickly once we have filled the Engineer’s list of supplies needed. I am taking a rather large team with me, as I am unsure of the hospitality that we are likely to encounter. Ever mindful of the Prime Directive, we will attempt to avoid displays of superior technology as much as possible…

what do you think so far?