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Urbane Guerrilla · 02-01-2009, 10:58 PM

Confessions of an Heiress, if I remember. Definitely not literature for the ages, and the title was maybe the most suggestive thing about it. Yeah, pictures, and big ones. Of course I didn't buy the thing, not when there's an entire Barnes & Noble surrounding me! There it was on the table; I opened a copy at random, and saw about what I expected to see. Even if P.H. had ghostwriter help -- I feel sorry for the ghostwriter trying to make something worth the time out of that material -- nothing could relieve the vapidity of P.H.'s writing.

Rule*34 does have a lot of good porn -- and all the Photoshopped images of Paris Hilton a strong stomach could take -- but Sturgeon's Law applies there as much as elsewhere, and all the more for the Ten-Percent Rule of Pornography: that for any given viewer, only a tenth of what's there will be hawwwwwt.

02-01-2009, 10:58 PM	#14
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Confessions of an Heiress, if I remember. Definitely not literature for the ages, and the title was maybe the most suggestive thing about it. Yeah, pictures, and big ones. Of course I didn't buy the thing, not when there's an entire Barnes & Noble surrounding me! There it was on the table; I opened a copy at random, and saw about what I expected to see. Even if P.H. had ghostwriter help -- I feel sorry for the ghostwriter trying to make something worth the time out of that material -- nothing could relieve the vapidity of P.H.'s writing. Rule*34 does have a lot of good porn -- and all the Photoshopped images of Paris Hilton a strong stomach could take -- but Sturgeon's Law applies there as much as elsewhere, and all the more for the Ten-Percent Rule of Pornography: that for any given viewer, only a tenth of what's there will be hawwwwwt. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.