I posted about my dad's wishes (unfulfilled) to have his cremains left on the A train, or as he put it,
The IND, that way it'll be there forever. (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_(New_...ubway_service))
I'd either want to not be a bother and go crawl off into the woods somewhere, but then, as I write this, maybe I'd want to cause a big fuckign bother and instead of crawling off into the woods somewhere, crawl into someone's home and make it look like they did me in, or some such misery and really create a problem for them.
It would have to be a right bastard as our Britishish people say. That might be pretty funny.
Police: "And how do you explain this dead body handcuffed to the pipes in your basement?"
Is that wicked of me?