Find some cheapo flights to London. Come on over Dwellars, your $$$'s go further now. And given the economic downturn, Brits might even provide good service for once
I'll be your tour guide to London if you just pay my train fare.
Oh, and buy me lunch. A bagel will do, although dim sum would be heavenly.
I'm quite well read, honest.
I'd throw in a BJ, but I'm not quite reduced to whoring yet.