Misty, have you tried wrapping it in Bacon? most people will eat pretty much anything wrapped in bacon and enjoy it. A vegetarian alternative might be melting a slice of sharp cheddar on top. Thinking about it, perhaps you might have more luck with your question in the food forum?
as for training men, marry them, stop fucking them, hide the TV remote and put a pron nanny on your interwebz access and they'll do pretty much anything and enjoy it....
