Every job has at least one moron...or at the very least, has one character that's not very bright. And everyone has at least one story about them. Post away...
I'm sitting here at work on the computer, and this person I talk with regularly comes by.
"Man, I am about to cry."
Syc: "Why? What's wrong?"
"All I wanted to do is make a copy and none of the copiers over here are working."
There is a copier directly behind my desk. "What's wrong with this one?" I ask.
"There's no paper in it."