PHILADELPHIA, PA: Today marked sycamore's 5,000th post on local home-grown discussion board The Cellar (
link). Approximately 4,996 posts were wasted with unintelligible gobbledygook while four contained useful information or thought-provoking opinion. Sycamore's plans for the future include improving his signal-to-noise ratio to something better than 1/1249 and continuing to be an ugly bastard. Netizens said they would be "looking forward to another 5,000 bandwidth wasting posts, which promise to accumulate more rapidly now that he's not stuck on post-limiting dialup".