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Picture the scene.
Car stuck in London traffic with daddie and step-mum (me) in the front and dreadfully fractious bad temepered three year old in the back. I let him know that we really are having two kittens arrive any day now and (sucking up) I ask what he would like to name his kitten, made of black fluff and feathery down and huge greeny eyes.
"Nuffink"!! shitty stepson yells with a roar and kicking attack on the back of my seat. "Oh come on darling" I coo insincerely, you must be able to think of a name.
"NUFFINK"!! he roars and throws a classic three year old tantrum.
Nuffink she became, known to close family as Nuff-nuff, and her sister was Lilly, being all white. Shitty three year old graduated with honours in Maths and Computer Sciences a year ago, Nuffink just celebrated her 20th birthday and as truly bonkers as ever.
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..down by the zea zippin' zider 
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