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The waiter at the restaurant had his thumb in my soup when he served it to me.
WTF? Dude, your thumb is in my soup.
Well I have arthritis in my thumb and my doc told me to keep it warm, so I'm soaking it in your soup.
WTF? Dude. Why don't you stick your thumb up your ass?
Well, I do that when I'm in the kitchen.
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