Oh my, my, my! What a Merry Christmas Eve it is indeed!
A box has arrived at the WolfApt!
It's waiting under the tree!
Sometimes a reused box will yield a clue ... who is this fellow? Is he my Secret Santa? And what, pray tell, is a "Comb Bind"? Is that the stuff he's using to secure that unconvincing comb-over?
Ah ... I see. Comb Binding is the plastic thing that puts together the booklet that he's clutching to his chest like it's a personally autographed copy of Brianna's New Hot Autobiography titled "Autoerotography." Maybe he's so happy because she's coming over to personally reinact some of the spicier bits!
Curiouser and Curiouser ... so, let me think. Who is it that admits to working in marketing?
Moving on, there's an envelope with some little stars drawn on the front ... Just stars there, no clue, just an acknowledgement of my personal greatness.
I had trouble getting a good picture, so as I was moving the envelope to get a better look ...
Oooh! HelloKitty Goodness!!