Pooka- I'm assuming I'm not in the DFW area, since I don't know what that is.

(though if you're ever around these here parts, definitely feel free to drop by...flint can come too I suppose...if he's willing to tear out stitches in case of mistakes

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buster - there's new hip magazines that do that in a "retro-fun" sort of way...only I still haven't cracked the code to their websites to figure out how to get on the mailing list for any of them yet
Zen -
http://craftster.bigcartel.com/ 
(You can add your own phrases under the skull and crossbones shirts )