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footfootfoot · 12-22-2008, 06:01 PM

My crushes aren't mini, so I have to avoid them. My crushes are astronomical. Like for example, let's say, for the sake of discussion, that I had a crush on Shawnee123, the area around me would become so dense from the crushing force that it would basically create a black hole and it would suck up the entire universe and spit it out in an alternate dimension. Except everything in that dimension would be all facacta, like Jinx would start talking like tw, and tw would be posting videos of him and his mum on the couch. Zengum would be clodfobble's au pair. It would be a mess. So I just don't do it.

Don't make me use my outside voice.

12-22-2008, 06:01 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	My crushes aren't mini, so I have to avoid them. My crushes are astronomical. Like for example, let's say, for the sake of discussion, that I had a crush on Shawnee123, the area around me would become so dense from the crushing force that it would basically create a black hole and it would suck up the entire universe and spit it out in an alternate dimension. Except everything in that dimension would be all facacta, like Jinx would start talking like tw, and tw would be posting videos of him and his mum on the couch. Zengum would be clodfobble's au pair. It would be a mess. So I just don't do it. Don't make me use my outside voice. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs