Hey, Ducks, is that dog Bouncer?
Mine makes me wtf? There I was, innocently doing google image searches (for once) and I found
this:
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ZENGUM
Chewing Gum for your Zen-tral nervous system
Formulated with a proprietary blend of natural extracts including Suntheanine, a patented ingredient clinically shown to promote relaxation without drowsiness. Sugar-free, flavored with all natural Omniscient Orange!
:: 70mg l-theanine (a calming amino acid found in green tea) per dose
:: 30mg chamomile (trusted calmative) per dose
:: naturally colored with carotene, the color found in carrots
$3.50 per box (12 pieces). 4 box minimum - can be comprised of any 4 NexZt Reactive gums
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ZENGUM XTRA
yoga lesson Included (for real!)
The ultimate relaxant chewing gum experience. Contains the extracts of ZenGum plus an extra "natural mellowing agent" that allows full focus and alertness while experiencing an amazing sense of calm.* Safe, powerful and fast. Sugar-free, flavored with all natural Blissful Berry!
:: 75mg kava root (nature's most effective stress buster) per dose
:: 50mg l-theanine (a calming amino acid found in green tea) per dose
:: 15mg chamomile (trusted calmative) per dose
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Kava root!
These people are not selling placebos. There is a fine line between an amazing sense of calm and being shitfaced.