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LOL
Duchess is a funky critter. Okay, we found her on the back passenger tire of our van, inside the wheelwell, out of sight. If our younger son had not said, "HEY! There's a TAIL on the tire!" She would have been a flat cat. Instead, she has the manners of a duchess and was almost roadkill.
As for the implements of destruction, sort of, yeah. Started off with the wife getting me Sting one year. Then I got a couple of war hammers from a friend cause I always play Dwarves in our D&D/EQ2 games. Then the rapier sort of appeared on day..../whistles innocently....then, look, I have NO idea where the broadsword came from.I am CONVINCED the wife got it one day when she went to the local witch shop and liked it cause it is shiny...As for the daggers, well, they came with the apartment..yeah, that's it, they came with the apartment.
And she is SPIDERCAT! SPIDERCAT! NO CEILING CAT! I am not holding her up there! I am trying to pull her off the ceiling...yeah.
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