A cop sexually harassed me at work the other day. It was awesome. Breaking the law...breaking the laaaaw!!
Not that I minded the detailed description of what he would do to my ass. It's been awhile since someone has been aggressive with me like that.
Dirty!!
The fact that he did it in front of a bunch of customers was great.
That's when I ran out of anything to say and carried on. Outside of the surprised look on my face. Hey, I'm not used to being talked to like that. It was a cop, couldn't hit him upside the head, though he could tell I wanted to. A little moral corruption adds a little spice to my day.