I was warned in a round about way.
Mom never said anything, of course.
And Pop never said anything either.
But I heard it...
on the school bus...
on the playground...
in the locker room at school...
But they only said hairy palms!
Honestly... palms, that's all!
Nothing like this, ever.
I never gave it much credence, really.
Thought it was just an old wives tail.
You know, to keep us guys in line.
A baby Panda?!
Oh, for cryin' out loud...
nevermind