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Juniper · 12-04-2008, 01:42 AM

OMG Bongs, LOL

I had bongs.

I used to own 3 different bongs. I even made my own sometimes out of silly stuff -- drink bottles, straws and cake decorating tips, of all things! Yeah, Junie used to be a stoner. Long ago.

I have no idea what happened to my bongs. I guess DH gave them to his friends at some point, clearing out our basement, after I quit doing such funny things.

ETA

Just for grins

Here's a funny story.

When I was a senior in high school, as I mentioned in a different thread, I went to a Catholic high school. We went on a senior retreat at a local facility - two nights, four bunks to a room, while we were to ponder various religious topics and bond, that sort of thing.

I brought a candle and incense. I got busted for the incense. Some snotty little girls claimed it irritated their allergies. Whatever.

I also brought my homemade bong. It was a glass soda bottle, plastic bendy straw and a cake decorating tip. As mentioned earlier. I have no idea where the hell I got the balls to bring such a thing on a Catholic high school trip in my suitcase. The more amazing part was that I found time to USE it, in our room, with my friends. And that I didn't get busted doing it. This was...good old 1986.

I now have an almost-13 year old daughter and I can just GAPE at how different she is than how I was...we will have problems, no doubt, but they will be different ones.

Let us pray that I am slightly...oh, just slightly less clueless than my parents were, way back when.

But even so? I'm OK. Maybe she will be, too.

12-04-2008, 01:42 AM	#2
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	OMG Bongs, LOL I had bongs. I used to own 3 different bongs. I even made my own sometimes out of silly stuff -- drink bottles, straws and cake decorating tips, of all things! Yeah, Junie used to be a stoner. Long ago. I have no idea what happened to my bongs. I guess DH gave them to his friends at some point, clearing out our basement, after I quit doing such funny things. ETA Just for grins Here's a funny story. When I was a senior in high school, as I mentioned in a different thread, I went to a Catholic high school. We went on a senior retreat at a local facility - two nights, four bunks to a room, while we were to ponder various religious topics and bond, that sort of thing. I brought a candle and incense. I got busted for the incense. Some snotty little girls claimed it irritated their allergies. Whatever. I also brought my homemade bong. It was a glass soda bottle, plastic bendy straw and a cake decorating tip. As mentioned earlier. I have no idea where the hell I got the balls to bring such a thing on a Catholic high school trip in my suitcase. The more amazing part was that I found time to USE it, in our room, with my friends. And that I didn't get busted doing it. This was...good old 1986. I now have an almost-13 year old daughter and I can just GAPE at how different she is than how I was...we will have problems, no doubt, but they will be different ones. Let us pray that I am slightly...oh, just slightly less clueless than my parents were, way back when. But even so? I'm OK. Maybe she will be, too. Last edited by Juniper; 12-04-2008 at 01:51 AM.