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I've learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures. Once I had accepted that, it made a lot of things easier for me. But I have found that, because women are complicated, they like to think men are complicated too.

You ever hear a group of women talking to each other "OOO I wish I knew what he was really thinking!" Ladies, I'll tell you what we're really thinking.

We're really thinking "I'd like a beer... and I'd like to see something naked."

That's all we're thinking.

You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on a walker? That's what he's thinking. "I'd like a beer... and I'd like to see something naked."

-- Jeff Foxworthy