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Why he couldn't get a decent cup of coffee in Florida.
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You seriously want more out of people who can't even poke a proper hole in a piece of paper?
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Why the fringe (bangs) on mens haircuts all go straight across. (yes he had a haircut over there and looks terrible)
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is it at all possible there were exterior clues that it wasn't the best place to trust with his hair...
before they started cutting?
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Why the random security searches at airports are not random.
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Well see, when we put the government in charge of something usually stupidity results.
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Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.
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They need it cut and are fresh out of baking soda?
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Why it's humane to have live bait vending machines.
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Well, um... WTF is a live bait machine and WTF was he doing in a place with such a thing?