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Originally Posted by Aliantha
Why he couldn't get a decent cup of coffee in Florida.
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Because he didn't hire me as a guide.
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Why the fringe (bangs) on mens haircuts all go straight across. (yes he had a haircut over there and looks terrible)
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Because he paid to much to have a haircut.
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Why the random security searches at airports are not random.
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Because we only target people who are not white.
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Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.
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Because it has less calories and even if you have type 2 diabetes you can drink it.
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Why it's humane to have live bait vending machines.
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Because we don't believe bait have feelings.
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