Read this hysterical article by Wil Wheaton about WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER at Suicide Girls.
Part 1:
http://suicidegirls.com/news/geek/20562/
Part 2:
http://suicidegirls.com/news/geek/20634/
Wil Wheaton is now a famous blogger, and his current blog is:
http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/
If you don't know who Wil Wheaton is . . . or Suicide Girls . . . or Star Trek . . . there's no hope for you. You're dead!