deal breakers:
1. if she calls the cops on me
2. pepper spray
3. biting below the belt
4. having male genitals
5.
bacne
6. trapping me 'up' on the see saw(outweighing me)
7. not liking Led Zeppelin, The Simpsons, and The Dallas Cowboys
8. being smarmy
9. living on a different continent
10. hating me