7. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.
7.a. When an American exchange student brushes her hair and declares "My bangs are out of control" you offer polite congratulations.
8. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.
I often wondered about dress standards in the oval office.
19. You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread.
Mmmmm vegemite. It's actually a kind of cheese made from kangaroo milk.
21. Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course.
Hey! I said
the lot. Where's the PINEAPPLE??
40. You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second.
There's a second?
at this thread ... there are so many more...
You will fight to the death over Commodores Vs Falcons. Or AFL Vs Rugby.
You "naturally prefer" whichever beer is brewed in your home state.
You know The Don's batting average ... to two significant figures.
Your folk heroes include a vagabond who commits suicide to avoid prosecution for sheep-theft.
You know why
John Sattler is famous ... and is seldom invited to make speeches.
OK, I should do some work now ...
