Too late for a Halloweenie joke? Ok, it's a costume party joke.
Guy gets invited to a costume party where the theme was "emotion." Each person was to wear a costume that portrayed some kind of human emotion.
Guy walks into the party completely naked, except for a hollowed out Bartlett Pear covering his wee wee, ahem, penis.
"What are you supposed to be?" the host asked in horror.
"I'm fuckin' dis pear, man!"
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