Holy Moly! I thought you were a nasty looking guy. Wtf? Well this a news flash!
Impress is a hot momma to two kittys....
Wow. Holy Shit. I feel like I've been played somehow. Well, I'llll be.....
Good to see ya impress. I hope no one sees this, too many hot women around here lately...I am rapidly becoming an extreme minority.
Raise your hand if you like ugly chicks!!

I need to know who I am talking to from now on!! heh.