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Three women arrive at SAINT Pete's gate and ask to be let into heaven.
St. Pete asks the first how she died. "The big C. I died of the big C."
"What's the big C?" he asks.
"Cancer, fool. Wha'd you think it was?"
"OH sorry, sure right.Well step right in."
"And what did you die from?" He asks the next woman.
"I died of the big T."
"The big T?" he asks
"Tuberculosis, what is wrong with you? The drug resistant kind."
"Oh Yes, sure of course, sorry, come on in."
St. Pete turns to the last woman and asks what did her in,
"The big H."
"The big H?"
"Herpes. Ain't you ever heard of Herpes?"
"You don't die from herpes." St. Pete says.
"You do when you give it to Leroy."