[wolf]

1. How many people do you know named Claudia? One.
2. Can you touch your toes? Yes. It's easier when I'm sitting down, though.
3. Which sport do you play most often? Shooting is a sport. It's in the Olympics.
4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie? 3 days
5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) Proper pint mug or tankard. Bottle as second option.
6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? yes.
7. Do you find Family Guy funny? mostly.
8. What is your favorite color? Teal
9. Do you have a passport? no
10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) white with purple, magenta, and slate blue swirlies all over them.
11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Fridge magnet