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Originally Posted by classicman
Only $500 a week on food? For 18 people? Wow! that's impressive.
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Three quartermasters, a German, a Russian, and an American are discussing the caloric allotment for their respective troops. The Russian says "We give each troop 2500 calories a day!" The German sneers and says "we give each troop 3500 Calories a day." The American just laughs and says "Each of our boys gets 5500 calories a day."
The Russian says "Bullshit. No one could possibly eat that many potatoes in a single day"