UT sucky news. Were you the only one? LIFO? You didn't need that cube farm anyway, you're worth more than that. The cellar currently has that cool new job mojo going, I can feel you're next in line.
...meanwhile, why not give the cellar a nice new tag line -it's sorts like shopping for new clothes to cheer you up, but free....
(and I will be hitting the tip jar later, soon as I get permission
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