[Cicero]

I would sign a billion year contract that reads:

Cicero will recieve one million dollars a month for the next billion years (adjusted for inflation), to begin Mon. September 29, 2008, and posthumously the money will go to her husband, or closest kin. The money will come from the richest scumbag politician of Cicero's choosing, and the money is to be in the most valuable currency of that current month.