[ZenGum]

Having worked in a university library, I would want an ex special forces colonel on my team, especially if they appeared to be a regular librarian type. It would do wonders for keeping order.

[Middle aged lady in conservative outfit] LISTEN UP YOU SNIVELING LITTLE MAGGOTS! WHEN I SAY SHUSH I MEAN TOTAL SHUSH AND I EXPECT SHUSH IMMMMMMMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY! [/MALiCO]

Ok, this is the library of congress, but I seriously doubt they'd be any better than students.