Maybe I'll stop talking about her after I make this observation:
I keep drawing parallels to the
Pappy O'Daniel/Homer Stokes battle for Governor of Mississippi.
Junior O'Daniel: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.
Pappy O'Daniel: Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
We must replace "midget" with "woman"; "shorter" with "cuter" and "stumpy" with "cunning."
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In the next example, I think of Pappy as Obama and Junior as his campaign manager:
Pappy O"Daniel: "We need a shot in the arm. You hear me boys? In the bleepdamn arm! Election held tomorrw, that son of bitch Palin would win it in a walk!"
Junior O'Daniel: "Well' she's the reform candidate, Daddy."
Pappy O"Daniel: "Yeah."
Junior O'Daniel: "A lot of people like that reform. Maybe we should get us some."
Pappy O"Daniel: "I'll reform you, you soft-headed son of a bitch."
Just stuff that runs through my head every time I see the "maverick" commercial.