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How to wax eloquent about such a posterior? Shall I compare it to twin melons, full of the juices of fall harvest? Pumpkins ripe upon the vine, awaiting the plucking of scurrying children in the field?
Nay, for t'would be perverse in the extreme. Mere childish delight could but sully the appreciation of such splendor, such pulchritude, such...perfection.
I do not love thee...but I do love thine form.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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