I'm mostly in town where the highest speed limit is 45mph. I'm usually driving 45-50, if I'm in a real hurry I'll go 55 on the 45 marked streets. The cops around here can be real asswipes, so I don't like to get on their bad side. I got pulled over late one night and the cop said I was going 59 in a 45, I wasn't. I was driving with traffic, we were goin about 50. Then he was mad I hadn't pulled over immediately, on a semi dark street late at night. I explained to him, women should not pull over 'cept in a lighted parking lot with people around at night. He got all mad because "You would know a fake cop car, and that only happens maybe 1 out of 10,000." Well I don't want to be 1 out of 10,000, and real cops rape women too. So nuh uh, not taking any chances. By this point I was trying hard not to cry, I was so pissed off. He left without writing me a ticket at least.
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