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I would suggest that, in the event of anyone's passing, an official Cellar mourning period of three days would be observed, beginning on the Friday evening closest to the demise. Observant Cellarites would be required to do the following during this period:
1) Get hammered and stay that way.
2) Participate in the three day marathon memorial drunken Cellar chat.
3) Donate heavily to the Tip Mug.
4) Play the departed's favorite music loudly and incessantly until the police arrive.
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