Did you know... that in the classic children's book Goodnight Moon, the telephone is the only item named in the room that is never said "goodnight" to? Drives me nuts every damn time we read it.
And what's more, there's a perfectly good place for it in the scansion, currently held by the useless "Goodnight nobody" with a blank page for artwork. I've given very serious thought to drawing a little telephone there and changing the words.
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