Just to clarify, Magic 8 ball, we say the doctors as shorthand for The Doctors' Surgery - a place where a number of GPs practice. Seven in my case. This concentration means you can get an appointment same-day as long as you don't need to see a specific GP.
It works wonderfully. Nerrrrrrrr.
And the only way I'd catch an STD right now is... well - there isn't any way. I lose faith with your powers
