The upper midwest lobe of the Cellar grows!
Target will grow on you. They have so much stuff that turns over each "season", watch out when it goes on clearance. Super cheap. Check the endcaps.
For a regional adventure, might I suggest a junket to Fleet Farm! Beyond the clothing, housewares, and auto supplies, you can play a great game of "what the hell is this ?!?" in the livestock accessories area.
